Episodio 35: Noticias - Ponte Nuevo Rock
00:00:00 - This is the end of this video.
00:00:02 - Thank you for watching.
00:00:04 - I hope you enjoyed it.
00:00:06 - See you next time.
00:00:30 - Let's go.
00:00:31 - What is the solution to this problem?
00:00:34 - The reason is that the sun has turned on the average screen of this film.
00:00:53 - There is still still it left her علo,
00:00:58 - It was a little parrot.
00:01:00 - Yes, the parrot is very cute.
00:01:02 - And if you don't know what a little parrot is?
00:01:04 - It was Mariana Suane's voice.
00:01:06 - She knew it.
00:01:08 - Mariana Suane when she was 15 years old?
00:01:10 - Yes.
00:01:12 - She looks like 10 years old.
00:01:14 - No, we're fine.
00:01:16 - We're fine.
00:01:18 - I'll be sick.
00:01:20 - No, I'm very bad at that.
00:01:22 - She was 8 years old.
00:01:24 - I wouldn't ask who is 15 years old.
00:01:26 - No, dude.
00:01:27 - Ah, I thought you were going to say that.
00:01:28 - Escallada?
00:01:29 - No, Mariana, it's been 15 years since I was born.
00:01:32 - I'm like 35, dude.
00:01:33 - OK, Mariana.
00:01:34 - It's fine.
00:01:35 - You tried to save it, but it didn't work.
00:01:37 - Yes, no.
00:01:38 - And well, if you don't know what Mariana wants, what Mariana wants is FBI.
00:01:40 - Look for me, right?
00:01:41 - But of course it's FBI.
00:01:42 - Mariana is an orange, right?
00:01:43 - Mariana is an orange.
00:01:44 - I'm going to choose a very pronounced one.
00:01:48 - Superbito.
00:01:49 - OK.
00:01:50 - Well, no.
00:01:51 - Mariana is a rocker.
00:01:53 - Did you look for it?
00:01:54 - Yes, you did.
00:01:55 - Ah, no bueno.
00:01:57 - ¿Y de qué estamos hablando hoy?
00:01:59 - ¿Por qué?
00:02:00 - De Samuel García, que es decir, le damos seguimiento.
00:02:02 - Ah, sí, le damos seguimiento.
00:02:03 - ¿Estás enamorado de lo, eh?
00:02:04 - Sí.
00:02:05 - ¿Qué te ha hecho el Monton?
00:02:07 - ¿Qué te ha hecho el Monton?
00:02:09 - ¿Qué te ha hecho el Monton?
00:02:10 - No, que me manden dinero y...
00:02:12 - No, difícil.
00:02:13 - Dice, yo le puedo bailar al perrito.
00:02:15 - La pregunta es, ¿quisieres que te echaran el Monton?
00:02:18 - ¿El quisiera?
00:02:19 - ¿El quisiera?
00:02:20 - Claro que sí.
00:02:21 - ¿El quisiera ventar sus llaves del coche en esa pesera?
00:02:23 - I know the love story.
00:02:27 - To start, I have a car, right?
00:02:30 - The love story.
00:02:32 - The love story with your heart.
00:02:34 - That's why they took her.
00:02:36 - It was for the championship.
00:02:39 - The love story with your heart.
00:02:42 - I don't know, Morena.
00:02:44 - Morena, no.
00:02:46 - Morena, no.
00:02:49 - Morena, no.
00:02:51 - If you don't have money and make good songs, you hire the advanced reggae to make Ponte Nuevo, Ponte León, Ponte Nuevo, León, son of a bitch!
00:03:03 - I don't give a shit!
00:03:04 - You're fucking a devil!
00:03:06 - You're doing well, Verga!
00:03:07 - You're doing well?
00:03:08 - Yes!
00:03:09 - You're great!
00:03:10 - Because you look like a Italian!
00:03:11 - Yes!
00:03:12 - Because you look like a Italian!
00:03:13 - Yes!
00:03:14 - I look like a Italian!
00:03:15 - You look like a Italian!
00:03:16 - I look like a Italian!
00:03:17 - I look like a Italian!
00:03:18 - I look like a Italian!
00:03:19 - You look like a Italian!
00:03:20 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:03:50 - I don't want to ever grow up and I'm just going to have 5 years with him.
00:03:53 - Greetings to Felix!
00:03:55 - Greetings to Felix!
00:03:57 - I didn't know you were going to have a baby at the age of 18.
00:04:00 - Greetings!
00:04:01 - Don't leave me alone for a while.
00:04:03 - I don't want to grow up.
00:04:05 - It's just that I keep it in my baby's box.
00:04:07 - And they pay me so much for it.
00:04:09 - It's not funny.
00:04:10 - It's not funny at all.
00:04:12 - I'm going to be a robot.
00:04:14 - I've been with you for about 223 years.
00:04:16 - I don't know if it's because of the sunset.
00:04:18 - It's a chicken dress.
00:04:20 - It's a chicken dress.
00:04:22 - It's an autopton.
00:04:24 - That's right.
00:04:26 - It's a chicken dress.
00:04:28 - Autopton?
00:04:30 - It's an offender.
00:04:32 - It's a good offender.
00:04:34 - It's a good offender.
00:04:36 - Look, yesterday the town of Choles was offended.
00:04:40 - It's good to say that when he was 15 years old, it's not an offender.
endo but the best thing is, marianita is dancing with her fosfosfennies00:05:16 - Of course!
that mother of her brand and with her cover of her mouth, there are like the ones of McLaren, the top like Mad Max, the top the mouth is so good the egg we don't have gasolina we have water ok, so, well so good, put some rice00:05:39 - I change the roll, we're going to put a little piece, right?
thanks00:05:42 - No, here we don't do political proselytism in favor of anyone.
00:05:46 - Here we don't do anything.
00:05:47 - But we don't vote for Moreno, so please...
00:05:51 - No, you say...
00:05:53 - Vote for whoever you want.
00:05:55 - What role would you have put Chico in?
00:05:57 - I'll change it, dude.
00:05:58 - Which one? We are the champions.
00:06:00 - You are the champions.
00:06:01 - Okay. Which one do you want?
00:06:03 - I don't know, dude.
00:06:04 - What?
00:06:05 - I don't know.
00:06:06 - Look, how he's focused on the show.
00:06:07 - He wants to put the role.
00:06:09 - I'm looking for the role.
00:06:10 - No, no, no.
00:06:11 - Well, let's not joke about it.
00:06:13 - The song is...
...it's like 4T.00:06:18 - It was...
...not expected from a political campaign.00:06:23 - Let's start with...
00:06:24 - Now they're...
...to start with Nas, who's a very good boy.00:06:29 - No, no, no. Don't do anything, kid.
00:06:31 - You remember that was a ticket, right?
00:06:33 - Of course.
00:06:34 - We like the Avideña version.
00:06:36 - Yes, yes.
00:06:37 - That's like the most long.
00:06:38 - But now I ask the best,
00:06:40 - This with the sound that I'm going to win?
00:06:42 - Yes, totally.
00:06:43 - Totally.
00:06:44 - I mean, it's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:46 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:47 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:48 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:49 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:50 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:51 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:52 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:53 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:54 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:55 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:56 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:57 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:58 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:06:59 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:07:00 - It's the pinche-punta thing.
00:07:01 - I also invited Lupita so I could say Pajita Rock and I would have been great but my love for García is going to be strong this song is going to be great but what was really funny was that right now I read the news the comment was that if Dalí thought that Mexican politics was his realist
00:07:29 - It's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it's like a movie, it
00:07:59 - I thought it was GPI
00:08:01 - I thought it was GPI
00:08:03 - What are you going to explain to us?
00:08:05 - There is a mom who is very hard on the internet
00:08:07 - A mom or a baby?
00:08:09 - That's how it's called
00:08:11 - That's how it's called
00:08:13 - That's how it's called
00:08:15 - It's called the trending topic of the social media
00:08:19 - Is it already a girl?
00:08:21 - Yes, it's an old woman who wants to wear it
00:08:25 - They told you a trending topping?
00:08:29 - Topping, yeah?
00:08:30 - Topping is topping, I don't know
00:08:32 - Topping, with what?
00:08:33 - Ah, Topping!
00:08:34 - Ah, yeah, yeah
00:08:35 - Ok
00:08:37 - You know this kind of thing, right?
00:08:39 - I'm paying attention
00:08:41 - I'm getting used to it
00:08:43 - You know you're being friendly
00:08:46 - This eternal play between the chavis and the chavo rukes about...
that the gentlemen don't understand me00:08:54 - We're going to conquer them, right?
00:08:56 - Of course
00:08:57 - And they start to get in touch with this kind of adventures
00:09:00 - With phrases like
00:09:02 - G-P-I-A-L-B
00:09:04 - It was A-L-V-E
00:09:06 - G-P-I-G-P-I
00:09:08 - And the other one
00:09:09 - LOL
00:09:10 - LOL
00:09:11 - And a bunch of moms
00:09:13 - And the ladies said
00:09:14 - What are we going to confuse Chavizia?
00:09:16 - We're going to put A-P-O-R-E
00:09:18 - T-N-V-A
00:09:20 - Yes
00:09:21 - Vital
00:09:23 - Very good
00:09:24 - What else?
00:09:25 - HFC
00:09:27 - I don't know how to explain it
00:09:29 - I started this game
00:09:31 - I started this game
00:09:33 - I started this game
00:09:35 - I started this game
00:09:37 - I started this game
00:09:39 - I started this game
00:09:41 - I started this game
00:09:43 - I started this game
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00:09:53 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:10:23 - What do you do?
00:10:26 - I don't give a shit about your mother.
00:10:28 - But what do you do?
00:10:30 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:35 - What do you do?
00:10:36 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:38 - What do you do?
00:10:39 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:41 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:43 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:45 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:47 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:49 - What do you do?
00:10:50 - I don't give a shit about your friend.
00:10:52 - Yes, I understand.
00:10:53 - That's what you call it.
00:10:54 - That's what you call it.
00:10:55 - That's what you call it.
00:10:56 - That's what you call it.
00:10:57 - That's what you call it.
00:10:58 - And if you put that one.
00:11:00 - Pop?
00:11:01 - That's right.
00:11:02 - Yes?
00:11:03 - Yes.
00:11:04 - I'm not a Ruko guy so you can see it.
00:11:06 - You're so boring.
00:11:07 - Yes.
00:11:08 - You're so boring.
00:11:09 - What did you say?
00:11:10 - You also said that.
00:11:11 - It's the same.
00:11:12 - What was the other one?
00:11:14 - The other one.
00:11:16 - P-O-P-O-V.
00:11:17 - P-O-V.
00:11:18 - Why don't you read it?
00:11:20 - P...what?
00:11:22 - P...po...po...
00:11:24 - I don't like this one.
00:11:26 - This one is cool.
00:11:28 - I like this one.
00:11:29 - This one is cool.
00:11:30 - Point of view, man.
00:11:33 - This one is cool.
00:11:35 - This one is cool.
00:11:36 - This one is cool.
00:11:37 - This one is cool.
00:11:38 - This one is cool.
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00:11:43 - This one is cool.
00:11:44 - This one is cool.
00:11:45 - This one is cool.
00:11:46 - This one is cool.
00:11:47 - This one is cool.
00:11:48 - This one is cool.
00:11:49 - This one is cool.
00:11:50 - This one is cool.
00:11:51 - This one is cool.
00:11:52 - This is cool.
00:11:53 - It's easier, man.
00:11:54 - Http is a man-man.
00:11:57 - It's ATT.
00:11:58 - It's ATT.
00:11:59 - It's ATT.
00:12:00 - It's ATT.
00:12:01 - Worldwide Web.
00:12:02 - No, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not.
00:12:04 - It's the mother of the internet.
00:12:06 - What's next?
00:12:07 - What's next after this?
00:12:08 - Well, nothing.
00:12:09 - What's next?
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in tus tiepos, amigo.00:12:24 - Pagarme yo una de...
00:12:25 - ¿De Cibes?
00:12:26 - ¿Cicobaros?
00:12:27 - Cicobaros.
00:12:28 - ¿Cibes?
00:12:29 - Sí, sí, sí.
00:12:30 - Ponerle, ponerle 10 pesos al celular para que siga caminando.
00:12:33 - No, no, guiapartil.
00:12:34 - Llegar con gordos en la tinchada.
00:12:36 - ¡Ahhh!
00:12:37 - Estudio calentillo.
00:12:39 - Estudio calentillo.
00:12:40 - Estudio calentillo.
00:12:41 - ¿Qué es lo que es tu nickname, boy?
00:12:43 - Este...
00:12:44 - Pitudo, qué va.
00:12:45 - Pitudo está de 61 años de bebé.
00:12:48 - ¿Por qué?
00:12:49 - Se está de 69 años de bebé.
00:12:50 - Pitudo está de 62 años de bebé.
00:12:51 - Only that it was in 1973, and it was in the year 2,000, 8,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,000, 2,
00:13:21 - When I was young...
00:13:23 - I went to the toilet, the GDP...
00:13:25 - All that was for...
00:13:27 - You're gonna kill me for next time!
00:13:30 - I'm gonna kill you son of a bitch!
00:13:32 - You went to the toilet after the GDP
00:13:35 - I'm gonna kill you!
00:13:37 - You've got to...
00:13:39 - As we've been charging an hour, you're gonna be like...
damn your mom!00:13:45 - I'm gonna go to the toilet!
00:13:47 - She mails to mean that she's very good, man.
00:13:51 - She's a good girl.
00:13:52 - She means like a mail, right?
00:13:56 - They sell it to me.
00:13:57 - They sell it to me.
00:13:59 - Now we're going to ask Luis.
00:14:01 - Do you know what BBV means?
00:14:03 - What?
00:14:04 - They're not going to know.
00:14:05 - Yes, of course.
00:14:06 - What does it mean?
00:14:07 - Banco Bilbao, Buscalle.
00:14:09 - Before.
00:14:10 - Before.
00:14:11 - Before.
00:14:12 - Yes, she's my idiot.
00:14:14 - We tried!
00:14:16 - I didn't even remember!
00:14:18 - Wait, wait, wait!
00:14:19 - No, it's just that I'm going to...
00:14:20 - Look!
00:14:21 - Bankommer!
00:14:22 - Because it was before Bankommer...
00:14:23 - And now they left it in the...
00:14:24 - A!
00:14:25 - Bankommer!
00:14:26 - Nobiskaya!
00:14:27 - Before!
00:14:28 - Before what?
00:14:29 - No, no, no, no!
00:14:30 - Imagine what you do in Cabrón if you say it's Bankommer!
00:14:32 - No, it's BBVA.
00:14:33 - G-Pay!
00:14:34 - To enter!
00:14:35 - G-Pay!
00:14:36 - I'm going to...
00:14:37 - Brando!
00:14:38 - Brando?
00:14:39 - Very good!
00:14:40 - You know what?
00:14:41 - I don't have anything else to say!
00:14:43 - I don't know what we were looking for.
00:14:45 - What do you want to say in Fonami?
00:14:47 - Fonami Institute of National Development of the Living.
00:14:49 - Very good!
00:14:51 - A morino!
00:14:53 - You have to know it!
00:14:55 - What are you going to do to me later?
00:14:57 - Well, well...
00:14:59 - To see what it means...
00:15:01 - To see what it means...
00:15:03 - To see what it means...
00:15:05 - To see what it means...
00:15:07 - To see what it means...
00:15:09 - To see...
00:15:11 - For the retirement fund of the workers of the nation.
00:15:19 - How are all the signs perfectly accommodated?
00:15:22 - It's Mexico.
00:15:23 - I learned it from Peñanito.
00:15:25 - What does that mean?
00:15:29 - I've never seen this word before.
00:15:31 - What does that mean?
00:15:32 - The National Institute of Access to Information.
00:15:35 - Public TV.
00:15:36 - Public TV.
00:15:37 - Public TV.
00:15:39 - It's from Mexico, it's from Mexico.
00:15:41 - It's fine, it's the MLL, right?
00:15:43 - I told you it's from Luchali.
00:15:48 - You know, Mr. Neogla is already in the sky.
00:15:50 - Where?
00:15:51 - In Guaguanco.
00:15:52 - There, right?
00:15:53 - Yes, thank you.
00:15:54 - Many thanks for today.