Episodio 61: Noticias - El nuevo internet y el nuevo cine
00:00:30 - Welcome international delivery.
00:00:37 - How not?
00:00:39 - What's going on?
00:00:41 - Nothing.
00:00:43 - I'm wondering.
00:00:45 - Not really.
00:00:47 - It was a question.
00:00:49 - It was a retort.
00:00:51 - What's going on?
00:00:53 - Nothing.
00:00:55 - I don't know.
00:00:57 - Elon Musk is going to be the owner of the planet.
00:00:59 - What do you mean?
00:01:00 - I don't know.
00:01:01 - Wait.
00:01:02 - I don't know.
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00:01:27 - I've already asked your brother to buy my brother.
00:01:31 - I've already asked my brother to buy my brother.
00:01:33 - If you're not tired of that, buy the covid too.
00:01:35 - Of course.
00:01:36 - Very well.
00:01:37 - If you're not tired of that, now the internet is coming.
00:01:40 - Of course.
00:01:42 - And why not? Because we're already paying 30 pesos to the mother.
00:01:48 - She's paying the fucking bike that you can't see.
00:01:51 - What the fuck is she doing?
00:01:53 - What the fuck is your mother doing?
00:01:55 - It's cool when you don't take the air out or when it doesn't come out by itself.
00:01:59 - Or when it doesn't...
00:02:00 - Because if you all try to take the air out, it doesn't come out by itself.
00:02:03 - Then you change the mode and you follow me and then you go...
00:02:06 - The fucking cat, yes.
00:02:08 - As a fucking searcher of mine, in the Second World War I would have been...
00:02:11 - Clamming a knife on the floor and it would have exploded or something.
00:02:13 - You're looking for something on the internet and you don't breathe, man.
00:02:16 - You're left with the idea of living in a harper?
00:02:19 - That's very bad, man, it's very bad.
00:02:21 - Everything has a very weird smell.
00:02:24 - You're trapped in the porn as if you were 20 years ago, you go like...
00:02:27 - Well, you go like...
00:02:29 - You're like a man who lives in a world where you enter the internet.
00:02:33 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:03:03 - That one has a chain of cell phones, is it pedo or not?
00:03:08 - Ah, that's the one, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that, look at that
00:03:11 - Ok, poor guy
00:03:13 - Well, surely he's going to bring a f***ing fresh
00:03:16 - Ch-ch-ch-ch
00:03:17 - Just in the beta version, they're offering 50 Negas, 750 Negas, 200 Negas
00:03:22 - Ok, ok, no?
00:03:25 - Real is how much, I don't even know if it's real or not
00:03:26 - Ah, we're going to start, they're going to...
00:03:28 - Real is how much, I don't even know if it's real or not
00:03:30 - They're going to start with a pincero application
00:03:32 - Yes, download it, download it, I'm going to give you two
00:03:34 - Yes, that's it
00:03:36 - Yes, yes, yes
00:03:37 - I think that the competition will be more competitive so that the Bergue is going well.
00:03:43 - Oh, it's not true.
00:03:44 - Oh my God, I love you.
00:03:47 - I'm going to get a tattoo.
00:03:49 - Who will go to the draw?
00:03:51 - Who is Issy's dream?
00:03:53 - Don't we know him?
00:03:54 - He's from Monterrey.
00:03:55 - Someone from Monterrey.
00:03:56 - He's Ignacio Zamudio.
00:03:58 - There you go.
00:03:59 - And he's called Ignacio Zamudio Ignacio.
00:04:02 - Of course, of course.
00:04:04 - Of course, of course.
00:04:06 - I'm a real sad guy
00:04:08 - I'm a sad guy
00:04:10 - I wanted to put it in 2 so it went like this squared
00:04:16 - I'm a sad guy
00:04:18 - I was like
00:04:20 - I was like
00:04:22 - I was like but it's cool the infrastructure was going to sell
00:04:28 - I mean
00:04:30 - I was like
00:04:32 - I was like
00:04:34 - From Mexico, I mean, they're going to get to slow down first, and then they're going to start putting it up, and it ends up being like a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking dick, a fucking
00:05:04 - It's the point that you say, that the more competition you get, the more users you get, and the lower you get, the lower you get.
00:05:12 - The lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get, the lower you get.
00:05:22 - No, I am not. They took some more.
00:05:23 - I am not good at taking Cuban puns.
00:05:25 - I think it was a Cuban pun, dude.
00:05:26 - That's right.
00:05:27 - A guy with a turban hat.
00:05:28 - Like that, dude, but not a good one.
00:05:30 - He was wearing a hat on his ass.
00:05:31 - I've never seen him like that.
00:05:32 - Or a lady of 70 years, but with a boss.
00:05:34 - No, no, no.
00:05:37 - Alejandra Guzmán.
00:05:38 - No, no, no, no.
00:05:40 - It's the way it is.
00:05:41 - The way it is.
00:05:42 - He's the way it is.
00:05:44 - It's a different thing.
00:05:44 - I forgot.
00:05:46 - I think it was Rosa Rosa.
00:05:47 - It's a different thing.
00:05:48 - You can drive a Sky.
00:05:50 - You can drive a Sky.
00:05:51 - But well, they also go to the mail, they enter the nabos putazos also in the cinema, since we are accommodating
00:05:59 - Yes, especially that the cinema is a small business, cinema is made in Mexico, cinema is made in Mexico
00:06:08 - Cinema is at the national level for its public services, they have already opened it
00:06:14 - And they will not open it, nothing bad about it
00:06:18 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:20 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:21 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:22 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:23 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:24 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:25 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:26 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:27 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:28 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:29 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:30 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
00:06:31 - It's not fair, man. What's the only thing that's...
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00:07:02 - It's not going to be in the film, it's going to be in the film in its house.
00:07:06 - You're really going to be in the film and you're going to be charging it.
00:07:10 - It's connected to Infinitum, dude.
00:07:12 - But you're going to have to go through commercials.
00:07:15 - No, it's not going to happen.
00:07:17 - It's going to be all good.
00:07:18 - At the end of the day, everyone in the film has to go through the same thing.
00:07:21 - Pressurize time to jump.
00:07:22 - Yes, it's not going to be all good.
00:07:23 - You have to go through the same thing.
00:07:24 - You have to go through the same thing.
00:07:25 - You have to go through the same thing.
00:07:26 - You have to go through the same thing.
00:07:27 - You have to go through the same thing.
00:07:28 - It's supposed to be Netflix movies in the US, right?
00:07:31 - I think so.
00:07:32 - I think so.
00:07:33 - No, it's also a business one, because it was...
00:07:35 - No, and besides...
00:07:36 - It's already been launched.
00:07:37 - They're going to take advantage of the facilities in all the rooms...
00:07:39 - Of course.
00:07:40 - They're going to abandon us and the Nex.
00:07:41 - And they won't be able to...
00:07:43 - And they're going to invest, man.
00:07:45 - There it is.
00:07:46 - But if it's...
00:07:47 - Well...
00:07:48 - It's a nice movie, right?
00:07:49 - I mean, it's worth it.
00:07:50 - Yes, it's a nice movie.
00:07:51 - It's a nice movie.
00:07:52 - It's a nice movie.
00:07:53 - I don't like it.
00:07:54 - It's like a TV show when you don't have a TV show.
00:07:56 - Yeah, they don't even check you out.
00:07:58 - Yeah, they don't even check you out if you don't have any money.
00:08:02 - But what money?
00:08:03 - The first one is in Coacalco, dude.
00:08:05 - What money?
00:08:06 - I'm in the market, man.
00:08:08 - What is Coacalco?
00:08:09 - In Coacalco there are televisions.
00:08:11 - There it is.
00:08:12 - It's going to be a giant one.
00:08:13 - It's going to be the 8th anniversary of Coacalco.
00:08:15 - The cinema has just started to open.
00:08:17 - The cinema is good, man.
00:08:18 - It's fucking awesome.
00:08:19 - But look, we're in the Mexican movie.
00:08:21 - We're considered for the first 120 years.
00:08:23 - Oh, okay.
00:08:24 - Yeah.
00:08:25 - Mexico City, Morelos, Jalisco and Banajuato.
00:08:29 - Halloween.
00:08:30 - Puebla, don't be a Puebla.
00:08:32 - Puebla is like a movie.
00:08:34 - They couldn't take it anymore.
00:08:35 - We can't go to the projector to ask questions anymore.
00:08:39 - I'll bring it there, you bastard.
00:08:41 - It's going to be the active A.T.
49 bars without a goal.00:08:44 - You're the same as the fucking movies, aren't you?
00:08:46 - No, 44.
00:08:47 - Don't stick to the A.T.s without a goal.
49 bars without a goal?00:08:51 - Yes.
00:08:51 - And 44 kids.
00:08:52 - If you are a kid, what do you think about it?
00:08:56 - If you are a kid, what do you think about it?
00:09:00 - It's one of the movies of Blima, I mean.
00:09:03 - It's one of the three movies.
00:09:05 - No, but surely they have been linked to some of these platforms.
00:09:12 - Which is what is working.
00:09:14 - Ah, good idea.
00:09:16 - If you pay Netflix, dude.
00:09:18 - Or HBO, or whatever.
00:09:20 - And if you pass it, it cost you two hundred dollars a month and you pass it there, you have to pay
00:09:25 - You pay, you have to pay, you have to pay
00:09:27 - No, that's from your language
00:09:29 - That's from your language
00:09:31 - That's from your language, you have to pay
00:09:32 - That's why
00:09:33 - But that guy has to pay with this
00:09:35 - It's from Elias
00:09:36 - From Elias and me
00:09:38 - I love it
00:09:39 - I love it
00:09:40 - They're going to pass it on to RBD and stuff like that
00:09:42 - I'm ready to see those things with Lucho
00:09:44 - Before that
00:09:46 - Before that
00:09:47 - Before that
00:09:48 - Before that
00:09:49 - Before that
00:09:50 - It's practical!
00:09:52 - It's like a strawberry jam
00:09:54 - In cold tortillas
00:09:56 - They took it out in a bottle
00:09:58 - My cousin made it
00:10:00 - Yes, man
00:10:02 - My cousin made it
00:10:04 - He also made a mom like this
00:10:06 - Ah, two to take
00:10:08 - A second one
00:10:10 - A second one
00:10:12 - In Spanish
00:10:16 - A second one
00:10:18 - What movies would you like to watch?
00:10:20 - The one with the Doll Diaries.
00:10:22 - What movies would you like to watch in Dot?
00:10:24 - Bass.
00:10:25 - No, sex is the name of the country.
00:10:27 - Yes, yes, yes.
00:10:28 - Sex of pants.
00:10:29 - Sex of pants.
00:10:30 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:31 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:32 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:33 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:34 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:35 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:36 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:37 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:39 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:40 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:41 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:42 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:43 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:44 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:45 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:46 - Sinestria is sad.
00:10:47 - What would be better, Manuel or El Dero de los Zapatos Rojos?
00:10:51 - El Dero de Daniela.
00:10:53 - It wasn't too much.
00:10:55 - That's why it's called the Kalimba.
00:10:58 - No, the Kalimba saw the Blu tracks.
00:11:01 - Correct, that's correct.
00:11:05 - Correct, that's correct.
00:11:08 - That's correct, that's correct.
00:11:11 - Of course I know, but I'm used to the ones you see.
00:11:14 - I don't think so.
00:11:16 - I don't know why I feel bad for Rix and me, but they won't be able to do it.
00:11:20 - Yes!
00:11:21 - And they're going to put movies in prison too.
00:11:23 - But today we're going to talk about...
00:11:25 - This is part of the infrastructure, because...
00:11:27 - I work as an interior designer.
00:11:29 - In fact, if you go a little further...
00:11:31 - The internet is going to get there.
00:11:32 - Oh, right.
00:11:33 - To a band anchor.
00:11:34 - No, it's already a band anchor.
00:11:37 - You call yourself Enrique, right?
00:11:40 - Enrique Casencajuel.
00:11:42 - Especially Rix.
00:11:44 - It's already there, it's already there.
00:11:47 - But hey, Elon Musk, please, because if you see that the analysts are going to be there, yes, the salons, yes, the salons.
00:11:54 - Don't even think about the salons, they're going to sell them.
00:11:56 - They're going to sell the salons.
00:11:57 - Ah, and that's it.
00:11:58 - You feel it, of course.
00:11:59 - De-route, I mean.
00:12:01 - For the budget, because, doing the presentation, for the budget of 49 bars, at least they wanted to sell tacos for $1,000.
00:12:08 - If you eat juajacos in the area, where are you going?
00:12:11 - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes
00:12:41 - I think that...
00:12:43 - Yeah, but it's been a while since I've seen it.
00:12:45 - I've been living in the movies.
00:12:47 - A lot of people have been living in the movies.
00:12:49 - They call you a man.
00:12:52 - I've already joined my 50s.
00:12:54 - Oh no!
00:12:56 - I've already joined my 50s.
00:12:58 - I was waiting for everyone to leave the sticks and the mother.
00:13:01 - And the weapons, dude.
00:13:03 - But the funerals that in that time of the movie they were going to put together in the same movie.
00:13:07 - It's like the channel 5, there's no P.
00:13:09 - It's like a movie.
00:13:11 - Look, you have to pass the freeway.
00:13:13 - Look, and eat popcorn.
00:13:15 - She puts the movies under titles, right?
00:13:17 - Because here, not all of them.
00:13:19 - No, no, no.
00:13:21 - Right now, right now, without the police, all of them are Spanish.
00:13:25 - You know, you like the waves, man.
00:13:27 - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:13:29 - Look, and it's just the law, right?
00:13:31 - It's just that all of them have to bring subtitles until the Spanish ones come.
00:13:35 - Oh yeah, man.
00:13:37 - It's not going to happen yet.
00:13:39 - It's going to happen.
00:13:40 - Why?
00:13:41 - It's going to happen.
00:13:42 - It's going to happen.
00:13:43 - It's going to happen.
00:13:44 - It's going to happen.
00:13:45 - It's going to happen.
00:13:46 - It's going to happen.
00:13:47 - It's going to happen.
00:13:48 - It's going to happen.
00:13:49 - It's going to happen.
00:13:50 - It's going to happen.
00:13:51 - It's going to happen.
00:13:52 - It's going to happen.
00:13:53 - It's going to happen.
00:13:54 - It's going to happen.
00:13:55 - It's going to happen.
00:13:56 - It's going to happen.
00:13:57 - It's going to happen.
00:13:58 - It's going to happen.
00:13:59 - It's going to happen.
00:14:00 - It's going to happen.
00:14:01 - It's going to happen.
00:14:02 - It's going to happen.
00:14:03 - It's going to happen.
00:14:04 - It's going to happen.
00:14:05 - It's going to happen.
00:14:06 - You have to call Jess, that's how the movie is called, and you have to call her when a stranger touches you three times in your house.
00:14:13 - In fact, Jess, yes, sir, they put it on her, dude.
00:14:17 - Yes, yes, sir.
00:14:22 - We're going to put her in her room, she's our second child, so we're going to put her in her room.
00:14:28 - I don't think Guanajuato is going to get there.
00:14:32 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:15:02 - I don't know how to say it, it's not a theme, it's a theme that is going on top of all of us.
00:15:08 - HAHAHAHAHA
00:15:10 - He's a wimp
00:15:12 - He's so fucking wimp
00:15:14 - I honestly don't know
00:15:16 - I don't know
00:15:18 - You know what's worse...
00:15:20 - I don't know
00:15:22 - If you think it's the worst, he's the worst
00:15:24 - He's so fucking wasted
00:15:26 - And he's just a wimp
00:15:28 - He's so fucking trash
00:15:30 - And there are bastards
00:15:32 - That's how it's made
00:15:34 - I was so kinda angry
00:15:36 - No.
00:15:36 - You better let me know.
00:15:38 - I like it.
00:15:38 - Mother!
00:15:39 - You know what they have to pay to get home.
00:15:41 - Okay.
00:15:41 - Then keep your money.
00:15:43 - It's not like a piece of cake.
00:15:44 - It's not like a piece of cake, okay?
00:15:46 - And the chicks...
00:15:47 - I think they're playing with it, right?
00:15:48 - They're not playing with it.
00:15:49 - They're playing with it.
00:15:51 - You have to tell them how much you're gonna say.
00:15:52 - The kids are going to...
00:15:52 - The kids are going to...
00:15:53 - The kids are going to...
00:15:54 - The kids are gonna say,
00:15:55 - Okay, okay.
00:15:56 - We're going to sell this in the...
00:15:57 - Azur?
00:15:58 - No!
00:15:59 - I PROMOED IT!
00:16:00 - I didn't say that!
00:16:01 - I didn't!
00:16:02 - Just open it up and see...
00:16:04 - What is this?
00:16:06 - It's the little fly.
00:16:08 - Look at this girl.
00:16:10 - That's why it's still the same.
00:16:12 - Look at this girl.
00:16:14 - I'm a little bitter.
00:16:16 - Well, I think we can say goodbye with this.
00:16:18 - Oh my God.
00:16:20 - What is this?
00:16:22 - I'll tell you later.
00:16:24 - Consume a drink.
00:16:26 - Consume a drink, especially.
00:16:28 - There are two.
00:16:30 - Two.
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