Episode : MRS. POTATO HEAD

00:00:30 - A perfect woman look, or a brain that's a lot to you.

00:00:34 - Many pigs have many perfect blood wig options for you to choose from.

00:00:38 - Long, medium, and short.

00:00:40 - All beautiful, all blonde.

00:00:43 - That's a perfect woman look.

00:01:00 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:01:30 - I'm sorry.

00:02:00 - Just be sure to read the warning kits

00:02:03 - Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it

00:02:06 - Ha ha, sexual, hey girl

00:02:09 - If you wanna feel sexual

00:02:11 - You can always call up a professional

00:02:14 - They stick pins in ya, like a vegetable

00:02:17 - Ha ha, kids forever, kids forever

00:02:21 - Baby soft skin turns into leather

00:02:24 - Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic

00:02:27 - No one will love you if you're unattractive

00:02:30 - Oh, Mr. Potato, hey, tell me

00:02:33 - Is it true that pain is beauty?

00:02:36 - Does a new face come with a warranty?

00:02:39 - Will a pretty face make it better?

00:02:42 - Oh, Mr. Potato, hey, tell me

00:02:45 - How did you afford a surgery?

00:02:47 - Please, we'll stay forever

00:02:50 - Even if our face don't stay together

00:02:57 - Stay together

00:03:02 - If you want a little more confidence potatoes turn a french fries. Yeah, it's common sense

00:03:08 - All you need a couple more condiments and a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments

00:03:15 - It's such a waste when little girls grow into their mother's face

00:03:19 - But little girls are learning how to cut and paste and poke her up their lips until they suffocate

00:03:24 - Ha ha, kids forever, kids forever

00:03:29 - Baby, soft skin turns into leather

00:03:32 - Don't be dramatic, it's only a simplistic

00:03:34 - No one will love you if you're unattractive

00:03:38 - Oh, Mrs. Potato, they tell me

00:03:40 - Is it true that pain is beauty?

00:03:43 - Does a new face come with a warranty?

00:03:46 - Will a pretty face make a battle?

00:03:49 - Oh, Mr. Potato, they tell me

00:03:52 - How did you afford this surgery?

00:03:55 - Do you swear you'll stay forever?

00:03:57 - Even if our face don't stay together

00:04:00 - Stay forever, stay forever

00:04:03 - Even if our face don't stay together

00:04:06 - Stay forever, stay forever

00:04:09 - Even if our face don't stay together

00:04:22 - Oh, Mrs. Potato will tell me

00:04:26 - Is it true that pain is beauty?

00:04:29 - Does a new face come with a warranty?

00:04:32 - Will a pretty face make it better?

00:04:34 - Oh, Mr. Potato will tell me

00:04:37 - How did you afford a surgery?

00:04:40 - Do you swear you'll stay forever?

00:04:43 - Even if your face don't stay together

00:04:45 - Stay forever, stay forever

00:04:48 - Even if your face don't stay together

00:04:51 - Stay forever, stay forever

00:04:54 - We the liver, base, don't stay together

00:04:57 - Stay forever, stay forever

00:05:00 - We the liver, base, don't stay together

00:05:02 - Stay forever, stay forever

00:05:05 - We the liver, base, don't stay together

00:05:21 - Thank you very much for watching, and I'll see you in the next video.