Episodio 10: Noticias - Yalitza y su problema de piel

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00:00:30 - Welcome to the show!

00:00:32 - Curviline, a surprising pearl!

00:00:36 - Put it on the left.

00:00:38 - You have the cloth as the one from Yalyn.

00:00:42 - Damn!

00:00:44 - Put it on the left.

00:00:46 - We started with this news.

00:00:48 - Let's talk about news from Yalyn.

00:00:50 - We have a lot of news from Yalyn.

00:00:52 - We have a lot of news from Yalyn.

00:00:54 - We have a lot of news from Yalyn.

00:00:56 - We have a lot of news from Yalyn.

00:00:58 - Noticias de negros.

00:01:00 - Morena.

00:01:01 - Morena.

00:01:02 - Morena.

00:01:03 - No, no, no, no.

00:01:05 - Blancos.

00:01:06 - Blancos.

00:01:07 - De personas celebros.

00:01:08 - Celebridades.

00:01:09 - Muy colegos.

00:01:10 - Algo ambos.

00:01:11 - Porque vamos a hablar de las amigas.

00:01:12 - Algo pito.

00:01:13 - ¿Está muy bien?

00:01:14 - ¿Eh?

00:01:15 - Algo pito.

00:01:16 - ¿Todo bien?

00:01:17 - Ok.

00:01:18 - Algo pito.

00:01:19 - ¿Quién pito?

00:01:20 - No, algo pito.

00:01:21 - Algo pito.

00:01:22 - Nadie pito.

00:01:23 - ¿Las listas?

00:01:24 - Creo que ni siquiera está grabando este.

00:01:25 - Sí, está parpadeando.

00:01:26 - Ok, perfect.

00:01:27 - That's what happened, right?

00:01:28 - Well, there it is.

00:01:29 - You know what's going on, man.

00:01:30 - Okay.

00:01:31 - Jelín is having a great time.

00:01:33 - I don't know what he wants.

00:01:35 - Blanquear.

00:01:36 - What he wants.

00:01:38 - Blanquear.

00:01:39 - You know how Michael Jackson is?

00:01:41 - Do they give me a break?

00:01:42 - Do they give me a break?

00:01:43 - Okay.

00:01:43 - Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.

00:01:45 - Don't break me, no.

00:01:46 - Don't break me, give it to me.

00:01:48 - Don't break me, give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.

00:01:49 - Very good, very good.

00:01:50 - Yeah, give it to me, man.

00:01:52 - But hey, man.

00:01:53 - The detail is that I imagined when I saw the news.

00:01:56 - You gave me one and you said it.

00:01:58 - I imagined the news that it was like if...

00:02:01 - I mean, not the news, but that this is a...

00:02:04 - I thought it was Facebook, I think.

00:02:08 - No, I'm just...

00:02:09 - Because it's already Rizita Comunica.

00:02:12 - Yeah, Rizita Comunica.

00:02:13 - Yeah, Rizita Comunica.

00:02:14 - Yeah, Rizita Informa.

00:02:15 - They're my fans, yeah.

00:02:16 - Yeah, Rizita Informa.

00:02:17 - I'm not going to know you, man.

00:02:19 - I'm not going to know you.

00:02:20 - I'm not going to know you.

00:02:21 - I'm not going to know you.

00:02:22 - I'm not going to know you.

00:02:23 - You can't know how to prepare the mixture, you know?

00:02:28 - It's like putting a pineapple on a pineapple.

00:02:32 - I was watching...

00:02:34 - No, honestly, this day normally...

00:02:36 - Let him talk.

00:02:37 - We're not classists.

00:02:38 - Ah!

00:02:39 - Normally we're not classists.

00:02:41 - But this old sis...

00:02:43 - Let him talk.

00:02:44 - Please, let him talk.

00:02:45 - Yes, because it would be like...

00:02:47 - I mean, I started watching...

00:02:48 - I started watching YouTube and it turns out that you were really

00:02:52 - I want to talk to Rebeca de Alba, without Guau, but in the body of India Maria, so I'm going to talk to her, because I want you to tell me what you're talking about, seriously, what you're talking about, you're talking about us, us, the famous, handsome, who are trying to win Oscares, we also have, we also have the nominated ones.

00:03:20 - I'm not a fan of you.

00:03:22 - I'm not a fan of you.

00:03:23 - I'm a cool kid man.

00:03:24 - Hey, listen.

00:03:25 - We have a...

00:03:26 - I had a lot of problems with my skin.

00:03:29 - I was like...

00:03:30 - Wait, wait.

00:03:31 - I'm not a fan of you.

00:03:32 - You have to give him...

00:03:33 - Honestly, he laughed, he did things right, but he started doing these shit.

00:03:38 - He tripped?

00:03:39 - No, no, no.

00:03:40 - And he did things right.

00:03:41 - I can't promise you this.

00:03:42 - I didn't do that.

00:03:43 - I was nominated in a movie called Blanco y Negro.

00:03:47 - And you saw me.

00:03:48 - And you saw me.

00:03:49 - I don't have any more, I don't have any more.

00:03:59 - I had no situation with that.

00:04:01 - In fact I liked the flow I brought to Yalitza.

00:04:05 - I liked the flow because I wanted to go back to the stereotype.

00:04:10 - To the stereotype of the tall, rough, blond person.

00:04:15 - And now you're going to do this kind of thing.

00:04:18 - You're going to talk about this kind of thing.

00:04:20 - But you're going to do this kind of thing.

00:04:22 - You're going to talk about this kind of thing.

00:04:24 - I mean, I'm going to make it more cool.

00:04:27 - Because she...

00:04:29 - How can I say?

00:04:30 - She represented...

00:04:32 - She represented us.

00:04:35 - She represented us because nobody...

00:04:37 - No, because nobody...

00:04:39 - Now her speech was going to be awesome.

00:04:42 - No, no, no, she was on the other side.

00:04:44 - I said, the day you got the banquete you were already married, but hold on, it's just the story of you, even if you can't believe it, right?

00:04:51 - Even if you can't believe it.

00:04:52 - I have to confess, I have to confess, I have to confess.

00:04:55 - You are the best.

00:04:57 - You have to interview me.

00:04:59 - I have been in tacos for two months.

00:05:01 - No more.

00:05:02 - I have to confess something.

00:05:04 - You mentioned three next days, you said.

00:05:06 - You said, I am the taco of Canas.

00:05:09 - I am, I said.

00:05:11 - I am the taco of Canas.

00:05:13 - I looked for a fucking man and he said and what I think about my disease in the face what do you think about it?

although you don't believe me he said my disease in the face is black black black black black black black you fucking prick me you fucking prick me you fucking prick me

00:05:32 - I'm not gonna do this you don't get hit in the face and you still follow me you fucking prick me when I was throwing him in the face you know what?

00:05:42 - I am a boy.

00:05:44 - I am a girl.

00:05:45 - A boy.

00:05:46 - He is called...

00:05:47 - Lemon on the hand.

00:05:48 - No.

00:05:49 - He is called...

00:05:50 - Gene.

00:05:51 - Regio.

00:05:52 - He is called...

00:05:53 - Gene 4.

00:05:54 - He is called Fama.

00:05:55 - He is called Fama.

00:05:56 - He is called Fama.

00:05:57 - But what do we call him?

00:06:00 - I am a fan of the sun.

00:06:03 - Why?

00:06:04 - Because the sun is my father.

00:06:06 - I am a fan of the sun, but the sun is my father.

00:06:11 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:06:41 - What are you doing?

00:06:43 - Wait, the first scene of Alice is...

00:06:46 - No, I'm dead.

00:06:49 - And now she almost came out with the fucking fox.

00:06:52 - It's like...

00:06:53 - Do you know where she was?

00:06:55 - Where did Mario go?

00:06:57 - When he went with a white guy.

00:06:59 - He bought a white guy.

00:07:01 - He bought him?

00:07:03 - He bought two by one.

00:07:05 - Of course.

00:07:06 - There's a face of...

00:07:08 - There starts the investment.

00:07:10 - You start to recognize forms of love.

00:07:16 - No, no, no.

00:07:17 - Ah!

00:07:18 - Ah!

00:07:19 - Ah!

00:07:20 - Ah!

00:07:21 - Ah!

00:07:22 - Ah!

00:07:23 - Ah!

00:07:24 - Ah!

00:07:25 - Ah!

00:07:26 - Ah!

00:07:27 - Ah!

00:07:28 - Ah!

00:07:29 - Ah!

00:07:30 - Ah!

00:07:31 - Ah!

00:07:32 - Ah!

00:07:33 - Ah!

00:07:34 - Ah!

00:07:35 - Ah!

00:07:36 - Ah!

00:07:37 - Ah!

00:07:38 - Ah!

00:07:39 - Ah!

00:07:40 - And I'm telling you, she's an adulteress, because she's a drug addict.

00:07:44 - She's an adulteress, and she goes to the drugstore.

00:07:46 - To the drugstore, but she doesn't buy anything.

00:07:48 - It's not even milk, dude.

00:07:49 - She goes to the drugstore for milk to the fucking Kondechi...

00:07:52 - She asks for the drug, and she goes to the drugstore.

00:07:55 - She doesn't buy anything, but she doesn't buy anything.

00:07:58 - She says she's a kondechi, because she's here to be her brother.

00:08:01 - A kondechi?

00:08:03 - But she lives in the drugstore, dude!

00:08:06 - How many people, you know?

00:08:07 - What happened?

00:08:09 - I don't know if he has it or not, he doesn't have it.

00:08:11 - And in the past, we've been like 20 cousins.

00:08:14 - Oh, if you don't have it, it's not going to be good.

00:08:20 - We said we were going to be classists.

00:08:22 - Of course.

00:08:23 - But you're going to win.

00:08:24 - I mean, you're going to win.

00:08:26 - I'm going to be a classist, man.

00:08:28 - It's like a mother's dog, man.

00:08:30 - She came with a flag, man.

00:08:32 - Exactly, man.

00:08:33 - It's like you're selling, man.

00:08:35 - Man, I'm like you, man.

00:08:36 - I'm like her.

00:08:37 - She sold it to me.

00:08:39 - No, she sold it to me.

00:08:41 - She sold it to me.

00:08:43 - But yes, I mean...

00:08:45 - She says you sold it to me.

00:08:47 - She's practicing the story.

00:08:49 - She's practicing the story.

00:08:51 - She's coming from below.

00:08:53 - She's coming from below.

00:08:55 - She's coming from below.

00:08:57 - She's coming from below.

00:08:59 - Her first act is...

00:09:01 - She's buying!

00:09:03 - She's buying!

00:09:05 - I'm going to do a video to see what happens later and that's where we're going to do the video because before the video, we're going to show you the stuff that happened before the video at the end of the video.

00:09:33 - No mom, but apart from that, it's mom because in that video they talk about the Pachamama, about the Pachamama, and all of a sudden it comes out, it comes out, look, it comes out, and if you don't want to put it on, go to Carlos Vallarta, if you don't want to put it on, if you don't want to put it on, go to Duque, but if you don't want to put it on, this love of the Pachamama, all of a sudden it's not Pachamama anymore,

00:10:01 - Yeah, I use it in my ki-yaki, man.

00:10:03 - I use it in contests.

00:10:05 - Like your mom, but Gucci, man.

00:10:07 - With so much.

00:10:09 - You know, it depends on the room.

00:10:11 - Gucci, man.

00:10:13 - Gucci, man.

00:10:17 - I don't have an ecological bag, man.

00:10:19 - I don't have a bag.

00:10:21 - I don't have an ecological bag, man.

00:10:23 - I don't have an ecological bag, man.

00:10:25 - No, no, no.

00:10:27 - I don't have those from the market.

00:10:29 - Chihuahua vello

00:10:30 - No, no, no

00:10:33 - How the hell do you bring it out?

00:10:36 - A crayfish, brother

00:10:38 - A crayfish

00:10:39 - You son of a gun

00:10:40 - No, but you are a real chihuahua

00:10:43 - They are just...

00:10:45 - PINKLE

00:10:46 - They are just...

00:10:47 - They have a head like a french pulver

00:10:49 - But they have a little bit of a sausage

00:10:51 - They are just...

00:10:53 - PINKLE

00:10:55 - You are a chihuahua baby

00:10:57 - At this.

00:11:02 - I'm Liza, but I can't.

00:11:04 - I'm not who he's talking about.

00:11:06 - You're crazy.

00:11:07 - What's the outfit for?

00:11:10 - I'll give you a print, though.

00:11:12 - I'll take the back.

00:11:14 - I think he's talking about Chanel, because he's pretty black.

00:11:19 - Look at him, he has it all!

00:11:22 - Let's give these to the kids, not them.

00:11:25 - I have a box of San Juan's, I have a box of San Juan's and I have this fucking box of San Juan's

00:11:31 - For Karen and Aizle, a box of San Juan's

00:11:34 - And it's with a little pen, small, like this, and suddenly it's a San Juan, by Yali

00:11:42 - I mean, that's already coming from that point, it's from Yali

00:11:47 - But apart from the smell of perfume, for example

00:11:50 - Yes, yes!

00:11:52 - What?

00:11:54 - He has put his mouth up.

00:11:56 - What are you saying?!

00:11:59 - He has already taken me by his name!

00:12:03 - He has said that he is completely independent.

00:12:08 - In fact, Fraicheia is going to give his bests.

00:12:13 - I've been living in Europe, but I've never seen anyone like him.

00:12:18 - It's the smell that you want, you know.

00:12:20 - The smell that you want.

00:12:22 - The smell that you want.

00:12:24 - The smell that you want to create.

00:12:28 - This smell is like a concentrated pig.

00:12:32 - What smell is that of Guatulco?

00:12:38 - What smell is that of the Holy Week?

00:12:42 - What smell is that of the Christ of the Houses?

00:12:44 - Apart from repression.

00:12:46 - The smell was good but it was not.

00:12:49 - It was a lot of pride.

00:12:51 - It was always a lot of essence.

00:12:54 - The essence of Mexico.

00:12:56 - It was like 4 T's.

00:12:58 - It was like the first lot.

00:13:01 - My friend Monti and I had the first lot.

00:13:04 - And she said, ah, no, well.

00:13:06 - I want to be a hero.

00:13:08 - So, Menis, don't be surprised.

00:13:11 - Menis.

00:13:13 - Wait, it depends.

00:13:15 - You don't know anything about the fact that they are playing their cards.

00:13:20 - Or they have a poker face.

00:13:23 - Or they have a podcast.

00:13:25 - Ok, now they are going to sell their poker face.

00:13:30 - You know, the smell of freedom.

00:13:32 - The smell of freedom.

00:13:34 - The smell of 12 hours.

00:13:37 - What if you are going to have that bad mother in Guatemala?

00:13:41 - We are super far away from Mexico and then we follow each other.

00:13:51 - We have four states that separate us from Oaxaca.

00:13:57 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:14:27 - I like it

00:14:29 - My Yali

00:14:31 - He is her boyfriend

00:14:33 - No, no

00:14:35 - My Yali is a very beautiful person

00:14:37 - Very cold

00:14:39 - This is going to be a bit nasty

00:14:41 - It's going to be a bit nasty

00:14:43 - I don't know what to say

00:14:45 - I like the price

00:14:47 - I like the price

00:14:49 - Yes

00:14:51 - My Yali with her little nose without a plan

00:14:55 - I'm going to do something very cool.

00:14:57 - I also like Yalitza.

00:14:59 - So, Yalitza...

00:15:00 - Mommy.

00:15:01 - Mommy.

00:15:02 - She wants you a little bit.

00:15:03 - No, don't do it.

00:15:04 - She already has this.

00:15:05 - It's too much, right?

00:15:06 - You already have this.

00:15:07 - There's no need, man.

00:15:08 - There's no need for you to fall in this shit.

00:15:11 - She's playing.

00:15:12 - She's playing to be the Nicole Kidman of Mexico, man.

00:15:15 - The Nicole Kidman.

00:15:17 - The Nicole Kidman we already have her.

00:15:19 - Her name is Ludica Paleta, man.

00:15:21 - I already saw this movie in shit, man.

00:15:23 - Leave her there, man.

00:15:24 - You have a man.

00:15:26 - You have a man.

00:15:28 - So you already know Gonzales?

00:15:30 - No, I already know who he is.

00:15:32 - We're going to end this shit, please.

00:15:34 - Jali, please.

00:15:36 - It's the little camp, baby.

00:15:38 - The little camp.

00:15:40 - Follow us, give us a like.

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00:15:46 - It's cool to see people who are subscribed, who are following us.

00:15:50 - We are friends.

00:15:52 - Just with the fun of having fun with us and having fun with them.

00:15:56 - What do you have?

00:15:57 - What do you have control over bots?

00:15:59 - Do us a favor.

00:16:00 - Give us likes.

00:16:02 - Give us likes.

00:16:03 - This is it.

00:16:05 - Let's talk about what you can't say.

00:16:07 - Come on, come on, come on.

00:16:10 - Come on, come on.

00:16:11 - All of you, all of you.

00:16:14 - You write.

00:16:15 - All of you.

00:16:16 - You write.

00:16:17 - You write.

00:16:18 - You write.

00:16:19 - You write.

00:16:20 - You write.

00:16:21 - I got low.