00:00:01 - One time on Twitter, I heard Ariana was pregnant, so I got pregnant so we could be pregnant at the same time.
00:00:07 - Turns out it was just a rumor.
00:00:10 - Ariana Grande told me my hair looked sexy pushback.
00:00:14 - She's not wrong.
00:00:16 - Ariana broke off an engagement, so I found a guy to propose to me, and I broke off an engagement.
00:00:23 - I heard she's a lesbian now and getting some chick called Ulbri.
00:00:27 - It's fucking sick.
00:00:29 - I heard a few recorders snoring and play it backwards.
00:00:31 - It sounds like Pantasia.
00:00:32 - Ariana says, honest to God, knock me out.
00:00:34 - So I decided to punch myself in the face.
00:00:37 - It was awesome.
00:00:39 - Thought I'd end up with Sean, but he wasn't a match
00:00:51 - Wrote some songs about Ricky, now I listen and laugh
00:00:56 - Even almost got married, and for Pete I'm so thankful
00:01:00 - Wish I could say thank you to Malcolm, cause he was an angel
00:01:05 - One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain
00:01:11 - Now I'm so amazing, I've loved and I've lost, that's not what I see
00:01:18 - So look what I got, look what you taught me, yeah, for that I say
00:01:24 - Thank you, next, next, thank you, next, next, thank you, next
00:01:30 - Next, I'm so fuckin' grateful for my head
00:01:33 - Thank you, next, next, thank you
00:01:36 - Next, next, thank you
00:01:39 - Next, I'm so fuckin'
00:01:41 - Then we'll stand with my friends
00:01:43 - I ain't worried about nothing
00:01:45 - Plus I'm not someone else
00:01:47 - We haven't batted discussions
00:01:49 - I know they say I'm alone too fast
00:01:52 - But this one girl has
00:01:54 - And her name is Avery
00:01:56 - And I'm so good with bad
00:01:58 - She told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me, she told me
00:02:28 - Thank you, thank you So thank you, thank you
00:02:32 - I'm so fucking grateful for my aid
00:02:36 - Thank you, thank you Thank you, thank you
00:02:42 - I'm so fucking
00:02:43 - One day I walk down the aisle Hold a hand to my momma
00:02:48 - I'll be thinking my dad Cause she grew from the drama
00:02:52 - Only one I do it once for your bed Call me cause she laughs
00:02:57 - Girl, forget something happened
00:02:59 - At least that song is a slice
00:03:01 - And got so much love
00:03:03 - Got so much patience
00:03:05 - Learned from the pain
00:03:07 - Turned out amazing
00:03:09 - Learned from the pain
00:03:11 - I'm all alone
00:03:13 - That's not what I see
00:03:15 - Look what I found
00:03:17 - No need for searching
00:03:19 - Yeah, all out of it
00:03:21 - I mean, he was really cute, you know?
00:03:23 - He was really cute
00:03:25 - Yeah, and it was it was really big
00:03:30 - Well, I've only gone out was one guy that had a big front tooth and I liked it because it
00:03:39 - He never got anything stuck in the front teeth
00:03:44 - But
00:03:47 - Have you ever gone out with someone that had no teeth at all?
00:03:51 - No
00:03:52 - I got so much love, got so much patience, learned from the pain
00:03:59 - Turned out amazing, learned from the pain
00:04:03 - That's not what I see, look what I saw
00:04:08 - No need for searching, never let up
00:04:12 - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
00:04:18 - I'm so fuckin' grateful for next
00:04:21 - Thank you, thank you, thank you
00:04:24 - So thank you next
00:04:27 - I'm so fuckin' grateful for next
00:04:30 - Thank you, thank you, thank you
00:04:33 - So thank you next
00:04:36 - I'm so fuckin' grateful for next
00:04:39 - Thank you next
00:04:48 - Like an ax, like an ax, like an ax, yeah
00:05:18 - Thank you next bitch!
